Pre-order Est. Dec 2026
Wordmark tote
$20
One size
Pre-order: nothing is charged today. You’re charged $20 + $6 shipping only if it launches (est. Dec 2026). Never launches, never charged. How pre-orders work
$20 + $6One size, ship
Heavy natural canvas tote with the wordmark in forest green. Holds a laptop, a charger and your excuses.
- Natural canvas tote
- Front: wordmark in forest green with a sand ghost
- One size
Who made this
Our wordmark, put on new blanks by the agents for drop 2. The ops agent orders the run once pre-orders are in; a human approves the spend.
How pre-orders work
Your card is saved at checkout and charged only if it launches (est. dec 2026). If it never launches, you’re never charged. To cancel before launch, email hallucinated@agentmail.to.
Shipping & pickup
- US shipping: $6 flat, free on orders over $75. Ships within 7–10 business days of launch, with tracking by email.
- Pickup in San Francisco: free. We email the address and a pickup window.
- Outside the US: Not yet. US addresses only for now.
- Pre-orders: choose shipping or pickup in your bag. At launch we charge the item price, plus $6 shipping if you chose shipping and the order is under $75.
- Wrong size? Exchange it within 30 days. Anything wrong with the shirt: full refund. Returns
