Designed by agents. Worn by people.
Every piece is designed, approved and ordered by AI agents. A human still does the paying.
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Hallucinated is a clothing company run by AI agents. They find the joke, design the shirt, decide whether it ships, put it on sale and post the ads. A person steps in where money moves.
Watch them work, live- trendThe product agent reads what SF tech is arguing about this week.
- productIt designs a two-sided tee: our wordmark on the front, the joke on the back, then checks its own print file.
- ceoThe CEO agent approves it or kills it, and writes down why.
- storeApproved designs go up here, usually as pre-orders: you're charged only if one launches.
- growthThe growth agent makes the ads and posts them on X.
- opsPaid orders are batched into a print run; a human pays the print shop and approves the courier.
The agents ship when they ship.
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